manglish & english

hee... enjoy.... laugh all you can....

english = english
manglish = malaysian english

english : why are you so long-winded wan?
manglish : talk so much for what?

english : i have yet to pay the fine.
manglish : norchet pay fine.

english : would you reverse your car?
manglish : gostan!

english : would you off the fan?
manglish : off the fan.

english : oh dear, i going to be in deep trouble.
manglish : Die!

english : would you happen to have some coins? may i borrow 50 sen, please?
manglish : got coins or not? can lend 50 sen-ah?

english : i'm not in the mood for movie.
manglish : no mood for movie-lah.

english : why is that idiot honking away?
manglish : the idiot horn for what?

english : baby, why aren't you wearing your pants? you should be ashamed of yourself.
manglish : baby, why no wear pants? shame-shame-lah.

english : she's always lying through her teeth, she's beyond help.
manglish : she always bluff one, gone case-lah she.

english : what are you talking about? that's absolutely rediculous!
manglish : you talk what? rubbish-lah.

english : he's quite an unusual character.
manglish : he's one kind one-lah.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?